one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
(via imashiner)
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
(Source: matthewcodymoore, via captain-saveaho)
when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you
when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves
when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective
That last one affects me on an emotional level
(via savemaul)